Meet Frosty (again)

The making of Frosty: Adventures in the jungle of Information:Return to the new age

(continued from page 1024).....and lo did the King return, happy with his intact pride. "Yee sir," he said in regal tones, "Yee have restored my kingdom and restored balance and harmony to the world of S'krit."

The crowd rejoiced, overjoyed with the return of the grand whiskey bottle of Glenfiddich, it's shining light breathing freedom into their very souls. They rejoiced, overcome with happiness and a love for their wayward traveller who had once again emerged from the shadows to defeat the ignorant, the arrogant and the plain bloody annoying. He was known as the saviour of the information freeway, king of soul destroying and mage of wisdom.

"Sir, I will gift unto you anything you wish!" The king declared to the stranger in the hat, "One of my daughters? One of our other tribeswoman? A cyberfish from the river of goatse?"

The weary traveller simply removed his hat and mopped his brow. The crowd fell silent.

"I'd kill for a pint," he said eventually. The crowd roared......(continued on page 214, the book of knowledge).

iwl.me tells me that that introduction was like it was written by shakespeare.

Fucking racist thing.

Hahaha, awesome.